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¤ September 12, 2013 ¤

♬ The Seasonal Domain of Pumpkin

This post pertains to: ConsumerismFoodThoughts

Stores are starting to stock pumpkin-flavoured things now. I’m so excited because I love pumpkin! I must say fall is my favourite time of the year. It’s not too cold and not too hot… at least in a perfect, non-Chicago weather situation, it is. And of course, I love shoveling metric assloads of processed pumpkins down my esophagus! I just indulged myself to a pumpkin bagel with pumpkin cream cheese at Einstein Bagel Bros and it was fucking great. I would have sex with that cluster of simple carbohydrates, except it’s now being riddled with stomach acid.

I also ordered their ‘frozen pumpkin pie’ shake… thing… and it wasn’t as good, but it wasn’t bad either. I had also tried the ‘salted caramel pumpkin mixer’ at Culver’s (it’s a midwest chain). It certainly romanced my tastebuds with creamy deliciousness, and also probably gave me the ‘beetus.

Sadly, the evil dominion of Starblorks has ceased its production of Pumpkin Scones, at least in my area. It was the only reason I ever went to Starblorks, because everything else in the menu has the consistency of a watery pile of dogshit that was funneled into a cup with a fancy Italian word to denote its sizing. My boss was the one who first introduced me to these scones, so now I’m addicted and I’m having a scone withdrawal.

Lastly, Dunkin’ Donuts seems to have a pumpkin donut thing going on, but I have yet to try it. I must have all things pumpkin.

♥ Posted at 10:18:12 am CDT

2 songbirds singing “The Seasonal Domain of Pumpkin” ♬

Tenko sung at September 12, 2013 11:36 pm:

That pumpkin scone is ecksbocks huge. You seem to spend a lot of money on lunch at work. Do you ever bring your lunch from home?

Anni sung at September 13, 2013 9:51 am:

I used to make my lunch in this fella but I have since grown way too lazy to make lunch, and hell, I don’t even know what I want to eat anymore other than a sandwich and probably some chips.

Since Corey started working in the city again, we just go out to lunch every day. But we still get free lunch at Noodles and Company like I said before, so it helps even out the costs… slightly.

Those scones were really good though. It seems they switched companies for the bakery goods productions with something called La Boulange. Those fuckers will never live up to the greatness that is the pumpkin scone. I mean, look at this shit, a spinach croissant? Bitch PLEASE.

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