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¤ August 21, 2014 ¤

♬ TEETH ROTTING FESTIVAL

This post pertains to: Food

Today I was going to make my usual sad post in a sad manner because I am sad. But then I channeled my inner PokeyMaster voice who told me to

Stahp

and encouraged me that I CAN be the greatest trainer to ever live. So I listened to him and instead of making my mopey post I’m going to make a post about pumpkins in my GLORIOUS NEW FOOD CATEGORY. And as you all must surely know I am an avid fan of ANYTHING PUMPKIN.

Today I ate Pumpkin Pie toaster strudels and made a pumpkin milkshake. Both were good.

pumpkin_pie_toaster_strudels

I haven’t had toaster strudels in many many years, probably since I was in high school. I used to eat the toaster scrambles with cheese, egg and bacon, they were pretty good even though 90% of the time my toaster would only toast the outside and would leave the inside cold. Fuck that. But they seem to have discontinued that so whatever. Either way, when I opened these up they were SO small. Like I don’t remember toaster strudels being THIS small ever. Jesus tapdancing christ.

After biting into one I was pleasantly surprised that it was actually good. However, the taste of cloves was really strong. I liked it regardless. My teeth are committing suicide right about now.

pumpkin-pie-milkshake-recipe

The pumpkin milkshake was also pretty good. Though mine was of course no where fucking near as fancy as that shit looks. I actually bought a whole gallon of vanilla ice cream to use it for the single can of pumpkin puree I have.

Then I looked up pumpkin recipes and found nothing substantial to make. Fuck this heterosexual earth.


♥ Posted at 12:03:34 am CST

4 songbirds singing “TEETH ROTTING FESTIVAL” ♬

Pharazon sung at August 21, 2014 1:37 am:

Too soon…


Tenko
Tenko sung at August 21, 2014 9:36 pm:

You have to toast them like 1.5 times to make them hot inside. Also the cheese, egg and bacon ones are still around. I haven’t seen any pumpkin pie ones and I just bought some a week ago, but my store makes pumpkin pie ice cream. U jelly?


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