Some actual cool things were that you can choose your character’s walking animation (E-chan’s is SUPA SUPA KAWAII) and also finally make dem big ol thighs but that’s not nearly enough to make up for the fact that it’s garbage. Well, they did make building houses and moving shit around 50000% better but STILL. I didn’t even make super xbox large thighs like I wanted! The maximum amount you can make them is shitty and small!
As usual I have to give E-chan a bob cut because nothing exists remotely close to her hair. Well, it did for one of the hairstyles till I found out it was a ponytail (it had similar bangs). I had to do that in GW2 too except no one who plays GW2 actually uses the hair model I chose because they’re too busy fapping to the same stupid fucking hairstyle that every adult man uses for their kawaii human female character. So I feel kinda special in that regard?
Also, I think EA thinks that every girl who has short hair is automatically a lesbian because all the short hairs are not feminine in the least. They’re very butch or at least can only be pulled off by someone who’s trying to look like they came right out of fucking a portal from the 20s. Did I also mention that 6, SIX “short” hair is just long hair but tied in a bun or something! So apparently according to EA “short hair” consists of long pwetty girl hair that’s tied up, or manly lesbian cuts. Okay.
Oh yeah, and also they super compartmentalized everything, and it’s not open world anymore. You have to have loading screens to go between different neighborhoods, which is about 5-6 houses per neighborhood. Totally bullshit.
They also don’t have a colour wheel for hair anymore which pisses me off. Their hair isn’t actually that red, it’s more like a pinkish colour. But NOOOOO I don’t have a colour wheel because EA decided to take a plate, shit all over it and then call it a game while trying to sell it to people. I guess consumers really do like garbage!!
Checking out your sister’s ass is the best you can do to having incestuous relations in this crappy game!! Where’s my NRaas Woohooer when I need it! I want to make incestuous babies missing at least two chromosomes. Fucking Christ.