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¤ April 21, 2014 ¤

♬ It is actually a blender.

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Hot Dog Dog WELCOME TO DOGLIN!

[3:30:55 PM] Anni Korzeniowski: I made a shake that is more strawberry than shake
[3:31:18 PM] Moosegoggles: I wish I had a blender
[3:31:36 PM] Anni Korzeniowski: obtain one?
[3:31:58 PM] Moosegoggles: it would get gummed up by hotdogs and raw chicken though
[3:32:11 PM] Anni Korzeniowski: why are you liquefying hotdogs
[3:32:30 PM] Moosegoggles: why wouldnt you liquify hotdogs
[3:32:43 PM] Anni Korzeniowski: good point

(I have a secret huge crush on this guy and his accent)


♥ Posted at 3:46:30 pm CDT

♬ Dear Lord Why

This post pertains to: ConversationsThoughts

(12:58:25 PM) Anni: LMAO
(12:58:26 PM) Anni: oh god
(12:58:33 PM) Anni: I found my very first story ive ever made
(12:58:36 PM) Anni: it’s 201 pages
(12:58:53 PM) Anni: and chapters are partitioned by like
(12:58:57 PM) Anni: 1-4 pages
(12:59:00 PM) Anni: omg omg hahahahhaha hahahaha
(12:59:06 PM) Anni: HOW CAN A CHAPTER BE ONE PAGE
(12:59:46 PM) Anni: i’m dying squirtle
(12:59:50 PM) Corey: because of the power of the ancient seventh ninja sword scroll of yin?
(12:59:54 PM) Anni: YES
(12:59:58 PM) Anni: I’M CRYING SQUIRTLE

Here’s some gems I wrote when I was 13. Remember these are things I ACTUALLY WROTE AND THOUGHT WERE GOOD.
Wrrrrrrryyyyyy


♥ Posted at 1:53:37 pm CDT

¤ January 20, 2014 ¤

♬ These things happened

This post pertains to: AnimuConversations

Last night:

Me: Finish your LoL game so I don’t have to hear you yelling while I’m trying to sleep
Corey: Ok, I’m done.
-20 minutes of attempting to sleep-
-I get up and take a piss-
-Come back 2 minutes later and see this alien ray of light engulfing the corner of the room-
Me: WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT MAN
Corey: what
Me: I’M GONE FOR TWO FUCKING MINUTES AND YOU’RE ALREADY BACK TO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AGAIN THIS TIME ON YOUR PHONE
Corey: I don’t see a problem
Me: TURN THAT SHIT OFF I NEED TO FUCKING SLEEP

Earlier today:

Anni: wow
Anni: last night
Anni: i did a REALLY bad reading of one of my fiverr gigs
Anni: i literally thought it was one of my worst
Corey: D:?
Anni: i can’t explain how i knew it was bad
Anni: it’s just like
Anni: a lot of it was really flat i guess?
Anni: but anyway
Anni: i wasn’t feeling confident about it so i didn’t mark it as a delivery and told the guy ‘so uh yeah if you need me to change how slow or fast i read it or whatever’
Anni: so he messages me back and says that i ‘read it perfectly’
Corey: oh 0.o
Anni: so i just go uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh ok *marks as delivery*
Anni: whatever you say dude
Corey: you’re like the Bleach creator
Corey: ‘but i gave you garbage…’
Corey: I LOVE IT :D
Corey: ‘but i literally wasn’t trying’

Because Ichigo is the best anime character ever! Tite Kubo is my hero!


♥ Posted at 9:50:10 am CDT

¤ January 13, 2014 ¤

♬ Swag Scheming for $$$: Mission Failed.

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Anni: let’s become rich or sumthing :/
Corey: lets sell some swag
Anni: how 2 sell sweeeg
Corey: um
Corey: isn’t there like a website full of swag
Corey: that uh
Anni: what do we sell sweeeeg of though
Corey: deviant art version for crafts
Corey: eatsea?
Anni: etsy
Anni: lol
Corey: yeah sure
Corey: thats what i said
Corey: XD
Anni: oh u
Anni: i have no skills though
Anni: there’s not really any sweeeg i can sell decently
Anni: unless i draw kawaii naruto stickers
Anni: if i do, kill me
Corey: wait do you mean
Corey: make naruto stickers
Corey: or stickers like naruto stickers
Anni: ..what
Anni: aren’t they the same thing
Corey: well one is using naruto characters
Corey: the other is using kawaii ephelia but the medium is the naruto sticker format
Anni: it has to be anime or pokemon or something
Anni: or else it wont sell
Anni: problem is i don’t watch anime and you will not get me to make any characters for anyone
Corey: can i do old man saying thing
Anni: what
Anni: if you sell it they will come
Anni: !?
Corey: he who casts a bigger net can catch more feesh
Corey: you don’t have to sell only to anime
Anni: he who draws popular anime characters gets sales

Why can’t I be like those people who draw Naruto or Bleach characters and sell them on Etsy or some bullshit? Fuck! This week is going to be terrible.


♥ Posted at 12:51:42 pm CDT